(Photo: AnyBonita Mendoza)

 

 

(Attitude expressed here is for comedic purposes only!)

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I'm a self-made man -

but it looks like I didn't

read the instructions...

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"He's not very good yet, is he mummy?"...

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                                              Forget 'three score years

                                              and ten', think 'three score years and

                                              tennis'. Not done yet!...

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Not wrong, just confusing...

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Would it be wrong to

describe May as an august

ex-Prime Minister?...

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(17 Syllables)

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                                        Confession: I cocked up. It should be 

                                        BadEN-Württemberg, but I still like the joke,

                                        so I'll keep it in if it's all right with you, 

                                        (whoever you are)

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