Formula 1: the winning formula...

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'numerous laps of
concentration + no lapse
of concentration'...

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= Formula Won!...









('A chequered (flag) career': 17 Syllables)

3-line car-toon...

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What did I think when
I broke down on the ring road? -
"Don't get me started!"...

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('Road rage': 17 Syllables)

100 metres (disg)race...

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nothing says "drugs cheat"
more than an injection of
pace - before the race...

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(And we're not talking 'speed' here. Or are we?)









(17 Syllables)

100 metres (disg)race: the A and B blood samples...

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A: Amphetamine...
B: AmphetaNOTmine... "I
got away with it!"...

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- thank God it was tampered with!...








('There's always a bit of needle': 17 Syllables)

my better half (-hearted)

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There's nothing my wife
wouldn't do for me. And that's
what she does - nothing...

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(17 Syllables)

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The Personification of Evil...

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There's nothing I wouldn't do for Putin. Which is only fair,

seeing as that's exactly what he's done for me. Nothing.

Except make me wonder why people still believe in God.

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whale arrested for breaching (of the peace)

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A stranded whale on
a 19 bus? - It's paid its
fare, so why the fuss?...

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('Smoking you say? No, we can't have that': 17 Syllables)

a backpacker's guide to hostelling...

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3-bed dorm..........hey, you got lucky...
4-bed dorm..........pretty damned good...
6-bed dorm..........it'll do, I guess...
8-bed dorm..........a bit of a struggle...
10-bed dorm.........why am I doing this?...
12-bed dorm.........pretty much hell on earth...
Beni-bloody-dorm......aaaaaaaaaarrrrggggggghhhh!

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- hostelling: see the world without paying the earth... 








('Costa Blanca's a place for w**kers the somewhat less adventurous': 17 Syllables)