Wednesday, February 10, 2016

an ever-expanding waist of time...

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I was working out in the gym
yesterday. It cost me 10p per minute.
That's what I was working out.

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(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, Feb 10)










('Beer belly? - gym'll fix it. Not': 26 Syllables) (26? - bugger! the writing's expanding, too)
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Would a possible cut in the drink-drive limit stop my wife driving me up the wall? - I doubt it. She's teetotal.
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