Thursday, February 18, 2016

(not true, not my type - joke purposes only)

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OK, so I once had designs on Fearne Cotton.
But they weren't a patch on the ones she now has on herself...
(we're talking recently-revealed 'body art' here)

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(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, Feb 18)





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Lothario Leo, Laura and Roxy: I wonder what Mr DiCaprio enjoyed more -
winning a Bafta? Or the morning afta?...
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