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you know you're getting
old when a 'hot date' means a
night by the fireside...
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('Affairs of the heart(h)': 17 Syllables)
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Actress Tina Hobley dislocates her elbow on 'The Jump' (news item). "Great cast," she
says, looking at her arm. Bet she never said that at Holby City...
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Embrace the little things in life, we're told (news item). I do, indeed. The more carats
the better...
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Doggy IQ tests? (news item). Carried out by barking scientists, if you ask me...
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Beth Tweddle fractures two vertebrae on 'The Jump' (news item). Where do they film
that show? Brokeback Mountain?...
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Apparently, the 'Shy Di' look is fashion's hottest trend (news item). Any relation to most
of my shirts? ('Tie Di').
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