I come from a long line of haikuists. Or should that be three SHORT lines?...

Who doesn't like a 3-liner? (Quite a few of you don't, apparently.) Well, I'll have you know that many a critic has said of my work "at least it's in English" - and as for the great Stephen Fry, he once said of me "Vincent who?" Let's just say I supply the litter to the litterati [sic - but only at times] - ie: I write rubbish. But rubbish mostly inspired by the HAIKU, the 17th Century Japanese verse form consisting of 3 lines and 17 (5-7-5) syllables. (WARNING: flash photography and limericks)

Friday, February 22, 2013

I hate Big Max [sic - often violently]

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"fancy a Big Mac?"
asked my doctor, "I'll treat you." -
"you may well have to"...

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(17 Syllables)

PS: one of my all-time favourite jokes (sung to the tune of 'Old MacDonald Had a Farm')...'Old MacDonald Had Dyslexia, E,I,E,J,Q'...

I come from a long line of haikuists. Or should that be three SHORT lines?...

Friday, February 22, 2013

I hate Big Max [sic - often violently]

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