my new life coach sets me tough targets...

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        Last night, after watching Bambi, I cried

      for 13 minutes and 32 seconds - a personal 

         best. We hope to get it down to around 

             13 minutes by the end of the year.

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we don't call it 'crying', we refer to it as 'fawnicating' 

talking of which, and totally unconnected...
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        Operation Yewtree - the net closes...

                                           
                 I've nothing against
              Operation Yewtree - just
                 not me and youtree...


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