Swiss?
"here!"
Spring?
"here!"
Sausage?
"here!"
Bacon?
"here!"
Bread?
"here!"
Arctic?
"here!"
Toilet?...Toilet?...
..."toilet? - where's toilet?" - "Took a knock, sir - slightly wounded. Lost a couple of feet, sir. Should be back presently".
"Very well. Dismissed".
Two Feet Shorter (Rolls I have known)
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