******************************************************************
The Tales of i
(i - an educated eejit, with the letters after his name to prove it: j,k,l,m,n,o...)
*****************************
i wanted to go
down in history, so tried hard
to visualize it............
***********************************
...H STORY
i
- "well, maybe not that far down," he thought...
**************************************************************
TYPEWRiTER - i was the tall, dark, italic type...
**************************************************************
--------------------------------------------------------------
- and, from 'The Book of ideas'...
****************************************
Which do you prefer:
"The King and i"...or "The K ng"?
(The King with no i's)
****************************************
HURRiCANE - the i of the storm - always in the centre...
*******************************************************************
----- AND THE i JOKES GET CORNEA AND CORNEA -----
Who doesn't like a 3-liner? (Quite a few of you don't, apparently.) Well, I'll have you know that many a critic has said of my work "at least it's in English" - and as for the great Stephen Fry, he once said of me "Vincent who?" Let's just say I supply the litter to the litterati [sic - but only at times] - ie: I write rubbish. But rubbish mostly inspired by the HAIKU, the 17th Century Japanese verse form consisting of 3 lines and 17 (5-7-5) syllables. (WARNING: flash photography and limericks)
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment