what a couple of donkeys: a cruel (but apt) character ass-ass-ination...

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you don't have to be
an ass to be a Peru
drugs mule - but it helps...

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- with apologies to Melissa Reid & Michaella McCollum (who I fear will now need the courage of their (drugs) convictions to cope with Peruvian incarceration)...










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