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"Celebs have scents of
humour!" (Well, their perfumes do
smell a bit funny)
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- forget those top notes of citrus or ginger - stick to pitch and key, Britney...
('Non-essential essential oils': 17 Syllables)
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YOU'RE THE PITS!
Talking of celebrities, Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie got married on Thursday. As poster children for our depressing obsession with all things celebrity, calling them the Pitts is now no longer an insult. It's a fact. Every cloud, etc...
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Who doesn't like a 3-liner? (Quite a few of you don't, apparently.) Well, I'll have you know that many a critic has said of my work "at least it's in English" - and as for the great Stephen Fry, he once said of me "Vincent who?" Let's just say I supply the litter to the litterati [sic - but only at times] - ie: I write rubbish. But rubbish mostly inspired by the HAIKU, the 17th Century Japanese verse form consisting of 3 lines and 17 (5-7-5) syllables. (WARNING: flash photography and limericks)
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