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A drinker's guide to sport: Football: a game
of two halves. Cricket: a game of seven or eight
pints. I know which I prefer...

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(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, September 16)
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You report that there's an 18-carat toilet at the Guggenheim at the moment.
Can I use it for Flushing Meadows?...
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