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Yes, I'm morally
bankrupt. But I'm hoping they'll
discharge me next week...
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(I've bunged the Official Receiver a tenner, that should swing it.)
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Yes, it's true, this country has long been famous for its terrible teeth
(news item). Why else do British dentists always look down in the
mouth? The mouth they look down in is invariably British...
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I sympathise with Liz Jones. "To go to town" means to do something
enthusiastically. Must be hard if the town's Richmond...
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