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models don't just need
a head for business, but a
body for it, too...
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(Pretty (tick) Successful (tick) business (tick) model (tick) required: 17 Syllables)
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Mel 'n' Sue are leaving Bake Off. Cue strange feeling of mel 'n 'choly...
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Now that Ofcom has endorsed sex on the telly, how about bringing back
a revamped 'Lust of the Summer Wine' for us oldies?...
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Victoria Beckham describes her family as a 'travelling circus'. Certainly
the only one with a surgically-enhanced big top...
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Victoria Beckham describes her family as a 'travelling circus'. Two
clowns doth not a circus make, Victoria...
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Who doesn't like a 3-liner? (Quite a few of you don't, apparently.) Well, I'll have you know that many a critic has said of my work "at least it's in English" - and as for the great Stephen Fry, he once said of me "Vincent who?" Let's just say I supply the litter to the litterati [sic - but only at times] - ie: I write rubbish. But rubbish mostly inspired by the HAIKU, the 17th Century Japanese verse form consisting of 3 lines and 17 (5-7-5) syllables. (WARNING: flash photography and limericks)
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