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I've just been in a
Minor accident - I bumped
into a Morris...
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The difference between PENNIES and PENCE? Pennies
are very low-denomination coins used in the UK, and
Pence? Vice-President of the USA! Who knew?...
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A crayon doesn't have to be sharp to draw blood...
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