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Kids really should be able to tell the
time by 6. Or at least by 6:30...
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(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, August 28)
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Can people's NDA be to blame for their dyslexai? Just a thuoght.
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'Cheat' fly-half Danny Cipriani should try moving to the front
row of the scrum. A physical relationship with a hooker might
come easier to him than an emotional one with a girlfriend...
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Who doesn't like a 3-liner? (Quite a few of you don't, apparently.) Well, I'll have you know that many a critic has said of my work "at least it's in English" - and as for the great Stephen Fry, he once said of me "Vincent who?" Let's just say I supply the litter to the litterati [sic - but only at times] - ie: I write rubbish. But rubbish mostly inspired by the HAIKU, the 17th Century Japanese verse form consisting of 3 lines and 17 (5-7-5) syllables. (WARNING: flash photography and limericks)
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