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The very idea of adding wood to my
diet goes against the grain (Mail)...

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(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, August 24)
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When an alarm clock's set, you know when it'll go off - when
a jelly's set, you've NO idea when it'll go off. Anyway, it's
always eaten long before then...
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Do hospitals with pubs nearby have more inn-patients? (Mail)...
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