my round...

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as golfers can't drink

and drive, they tend to restrict

themselves to putting...

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even tee-totallers buy rounds on public courses...

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£335 for a pair of Hermes flip-flops? "Let the right
foot half the bill, and the left foot the other half.
Me, I'm paying nothing!"...
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£335 for a pair of Hermes flip-flops? How soon before
their marketing people start calling them -flops?...
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