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Food stays inside a woman's system one day
longer than in a man's, apparently (news item).
("But a chip can stay on a man's shoulder far
longer than on a woman's," adds my wife)

(Vincent Hefter, Mail on Sunday, September 22)

Marathon is back for three months! Yippee!
It's a miles better name than Snickers -
26.2188 miles, to be precise!...

(Vincent Hefter, Mail on Sunday, September 22)
(alias used for this one, they don't like to use same name twice)

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