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When our waiter said the food was on the house,
I didn't realise he meant it was going to be served
on roof slates!...
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these days, "your food's on
the house" merely means it'll
be served on roof slates...(17 Syllables)
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(Vincent Hefter, Mail on Sunday, September 8)
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How on earth can John Bercow be allowed to drive the
Commons when he doesn't even know where neutral is?...
(Also in the Mail on Sunday, though they used one of my aliases)
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