************************************
JAB a wocky and
fight the flu! - Jabberwocky,
and your CHILDREN, too!...
************************************
(With apologies to Flewis Carroll)
('Flu jabs': 17 Syllables)
------------------------------------------------------------
How (I imagine) certain women chefs might have
greeted an ungallant and rather sexist Heston
Blumenthal (with apologies to Shakespeare): "We
come not to bury Heston, but to braise him -
overnight in a slow cooker"...
------------------------------------------------------------
(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, October 16)
------------------------------------------------------------
No comments:
Post a Comment