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mum seeks musician
to play second fiddle to
her darling children...
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(17 Syllables)
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Fast food and sloe gin: all you need for a great night in!
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'Eating meat can help save the planet,' writes Tom Parker
Bowles. Wow! I never realised there was quite so much at
steak!... (Vincent Hefter, Mail on Sunday, October 6)
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So The Hilton Bankside has a vegan suite? - I bet the
Hilton Topside hasn't, haha...(news item today)
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NEWSKNIGHT - Sir Trevor McDonald, OBE... (Vincent
Hefter, Daily Mail, October 8)
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Who doesn't like a 3-liner? (Quite a few of you don't, apparently.) Well, I'll have you know that many a critic has said of my work "at least it's in English" - and as for the great Stephen Fry, he once said of me "Vincent who?" Let's just say I supply the litter to the litterati [sic - but only at times] - ie: I write rubbish. But rubbish mostly inspired by the HAIKU, the 17th Century Japanese verse form consisting of 3 lines and 17 (5-7-5) syllables. (WARNING: flash photography and limericks)
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