if you can't put it off, put it on, Tom...

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"If it's not on, then
it's just not on" says the wife.
Damned prophylactics!...

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Online dating: single arsonist seeks perfect
match. Well, any match, to be honest...
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Charlotte Edwardes's Boris accusation:...
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Petronella Wyatt now tells of being groped by
two politicians 'as thick as mashed potatoes'.
Not CHARLOTTE potatoes, surely? Or King
EDWARD(E)S? It's a small world, Boris...
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