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Computer dating's great! I've dated two Dells
and an Apple so far...

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(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, June 22)
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Monday, June 20, was the longest day of the year. The England - Slovakia
football match - on that very day - was, by a strange coincidence, also the
longest 90 minutes...
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The broadcasting of condom advertisements during an England game is
just not on (news item). Which, strangely enough, was probably the condom
manufacturer's message, too: 'if it's not on, it's just not on'...
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