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"Me, I'm a dung-fu
fighter." - "Don't you mean 'kung-fu'? -
"No, I fight dirty"...

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(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, June 28)
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Is it irresponsible to sow your wild oats if they're genetically modified?...
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There's a new blue wine wine on the market, called Gik (news item).
A word of advice: never mix it with red, it could make you violetly ill...
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England 1 - Iceland 2: so inconsequential the size of Iceland, so
inconsolable the sighs of England...
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