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Watching the dramatic Bob Geldof/Nigel Farage
River Thames showdown the other day, who knew floating
voters could be so passionate?...

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(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, June 21)
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So David Beckham is backing REMAIN. So what? I want to hear
from forward thinkers, not midfielders...
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Budgerigars can be taught to recognise basic grammatical patterns,
apparently (news item). Where, exactly? In a pretty pollytechnic?...
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As a stand-up comedian, I would have made a great footballers:
I've only had two bookings all year...
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