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If your husband brings home the bacon
and puts it in his piggy bank, tell him to
bring home the leg of lamb. Hopefully,
he'll put that in the joint account...

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(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, June 16)
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My brother asked me if I knew of any other small carnivorous mammals
apart from otters, weasels, ferrets and mink. I told him not to badger me.
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