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"mirror, signal, pass
the liquor - let's jump the lights
and see who's quicker"...
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(17 Syllables)
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Being seen next to an ugly friend makes you look more attractive,
research has confirmed. "Why else," says my wife, "have I always
followed Tammy Wynette's advice to "Stand By Your Man?"...
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Mediawatch-UK says that, when it comes to defining the word 'rude',
"Ofcom is remarkably out of touch with the viewing public". Roughly
translated, I think that means "F*** Ofcom"...
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If restaurants do reduce the size of their puddings (news item), will
their customers dessert them?...
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