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our marriage is like
my new credit card: still dear,
but contactless now...
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(17 Syllables)
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With regard to sleep cycles (news item), my wife and I were wondering whether
the 4 cycles we require could be replaced by 2 tandems to hurry things along a bit?...
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Poor old Donald Trump. He thought he was leaving his mark on the world. Turns
out it's a stain...
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Wow, my grandfather clock's just like yours! The resemblance is striking - on the
hour, every hour...
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Dieting's a piece of cake. And that's the problem...
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Who doesn't like a 3-liner? (Quite a few of you don't, apparently.) Well, I'll have you know that many a critic has said of my work "at least it's in English" - and as for the great Stephen Fry, he once said of me "Vincent who?" Let's just say I supply the litter to the litterati [sic - but only at times] - ie: I write rubbish. But rubbish mostly inspired by the HAIKU, the 17th Century Japanese verse form consisting of 3 lines and 17 (5-7-5) syllables. (WARNING: flash photography and limericks)
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