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Never go to bed on an argument.
Sleep on the sofa instead...

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(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, October 4)
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Yes, Kirstie Allsopp, the camera does add a few extra pounds. More than a few,
I would have thought. Depends how good your agent is...
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Cod speak with accents (news item). So do Salmond and Sturgeon, but I can
still understand almost everything they say...
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What next, Jamie Oliver? Steak and kidney pie'ella? Methinks he's confusing
'fusion' with 'confusion'...
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