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Lanky-panky: two giraffes canoodling...

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(white-water canoodling, wanky-panky and manky-panky unprintable, sadly)





(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, October 18)
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Bangladesh v England, 1st Test: if Bangladesh win, as seems likely, will
England accept the result, or will they do a Trump?...
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Family planning clinics are being closed due to local authority funding cuts,
apparently. Shouldn't that read 'funding less cuts'? Seeing as vasectomies
have fallen by two-thirds in a decade...
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