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Who says MPs can't
be bought? 30p Lee has
even named his price!...
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(17 Syllables)
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PILATES OF THE CARRIBEAN - the secret to Jack Sparrow's crew's flexibility.
(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, August 8)
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Turns out not all politicians can be bought. Shame really, as I could have
got Stephen Pound, Mike Pence and 30p Lee all for less than a fiver...
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Dear Liz, you can always START OFF wearing flat heels at an outside wedding.
After a few hours on grass they'll end up high, anyway. As a kite, probably...
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Sorry, Harry, but it seems BetterUp might be BetterOff without you...
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