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Blood may be thicker than water,
(Just as Harry's way thicker than Wills)
But whenever his youngest pops over,
Tell Charlie to RUN FOR THE HILLS!...
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Liz Jones's Diary:
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Liz tells David she has just seen Oppenheimer.
Him: 'Any good?'
Liz: 'It's long. Like your d**k.'
It has to be said, what writer wouldn't be attracted to a man with a long desk?
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