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Yes, masochists like
to be strapped for cash - but would
they do it for free?...
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"APPLES THAT IDENTIFY AS ORANGES ARE BANANAS!"
If that doesn't beat Edinburgh fringe's 'top joke', then
my name's not (name and address supplied)...
(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, August 24)
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People who identify as pistachios are, by their own admission, nuts!
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Now Queen's Fat Bottomed Girls is being cancelled, will
Danny Boy be next? (London Derrière, by any other name)
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Not even abstract artists can draw breath...
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We're all artists of sorts. Some of us are landscape artists,
of us are portrait artists, but what we all draw is breath...
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