Bugger! (Putting the 'fat' into father)

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In pursuit of a six-pack

I train and I train...

Then eat some éclairs

And start over again...😞

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In pursuit of a six-pack

I strain and I strain... Then eat some éclairs And start over again...

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(There's a further six verses,

But they all end the same... So he shouts at his mirror: "WHO THE HECK CAN I BLAME?!")

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