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The largest ant is

the elephANT. The smallest,

insignificant... 

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(17 Syllables)

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We've decided to call our daughter Babet. I thought my parents would

hate the name, but it's gone down a storm... #StormBabet

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My mum says I'm the the imposter boy for imposter syndrome sufferers. But,

to be honest, I don't think I'm worthy...

My mum says I'm the the poster boy for imposter syndrome sufferers. But,

to be honest, I don't think I'm worthy..

(Not sure which is best!)

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Give me own-brand baked beans any time. Paying £4 is for the half-baked...

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