The unopened packet...

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'Tear along dotted

line'? - "Oh dear. I'm a tortoise.

We CAN'T tear along!"...

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Mummy tortoise saw the unopened packet. 'To open, tear across

dotted line,' it read. "Oh dear," she sighed, "I'm a tortoise. Tortoises

don't tear along anywhere. I'll have to wait for my human"...

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