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A pizza's round, a
slice triangular- NO WAY
is it a square meal...
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Xmas money-saving tips (contd.)...
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If you can't afford a massive turkey this year, why
not watch one, instead? I recommend 'Did You Hear
About the Morgans' with Hugh Grant. Sorry, Hugh...
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Johnny's Depplorable advert...
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'Aftershave advert causes quite a stink'. Hardly
the sort of headline Dior were after, exactly...
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A torch in her face every 15 minutes? Is that a
detention centre Ghislaine Maxwell's in - or a
torcher chamber?...
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Why does 'The Crown' choose to so badly
misrepresent the Duke of Edinburgh? Especially
now, when the Queen could do with a bit of a Fillip.
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