Tuesday, November 24, 2020

Poetic justice...

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Notice to thieves: if you leave a message in an
empty safe saying "you've been screwed", you 
can hardly complain if the cops later come along
and say "you've been nailed"...

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Did I hear right? The Archbishop of Canterbury is to
take a three-month Abbatical to study Swedish 
popular music?...
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Cyclists of the world, unite! "2 wheels good, 4 wheels 
bad!" as I'm sure George Orwell would have written 
had he still been alive...
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If you tip a waiter too much, will he fall over? (asks 
the man who hates coarse jokes, but doesn't mind 
sweet-course ones)
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