Tuesday, December 1, 2020

Joe Biden fractures foot playing with his dog...

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That'll teach anyone to mess with Joe - I gather
it's German Shepherd's pie on the menu tonight!...
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Seeing as he's now having to wear an orthopaedic
support on his foot, this must be the first time 
ever two Presidents have been given the boot 
within a few weeks of each other!...
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And as for his dog Major? He's back to Corporal...
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Unlike Paul Hollywood and Prue Leith, I'm not one
to judge - but why did 'Bake Off Dave' propose to
his girlfriend on TV in November when the bun had 
been out of the oven since October? Timing issues?...
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PEOPLE WHO NEED PPE-OPLE - Streisand
tribute to frontline workers...
(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, December 1)
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Joe Biden is said to be bringing a cat into the
White House. Not the first time "pussy" and 
"President" have been mentioned in the same
sentence...
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They should play the Vaccinational Anthem before 
all sporting occasions these days - it would be a 
real shot in the arm...
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Two wheels good, four wheels bad - cars can kill!
Why this cyclelogical antipathy towards us bikers?.
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If 100million viruses can fit on a pinhead, how 
many can fit on a d***kead? I'm talking about you, 
Trump. And why haven't they yet?...
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HALF-ETON MESS - I left the bits of meringue...
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