I come from a long line of haikuists. Or should that be three SHORT lines?...

Who doesn't like a 3-liner? (Quite a few of you don't, apparently.) Well, I'll have you know that many a critic has said of my work "at least it's in English" - and as for the great Stephen Fry, he once said of me "Vincent who?" Let's just say I supply the litter to the litterati [sic - but only at times] - ie: I write rubbish. But rubbish mostly inspired by the HAIKU, the 17th Century Japanese verse form consisting of 3 lines and 17 (5-7-5) syllables. (WARNING: flash photography and limericks)

Friday, June 5, 2020

Please God, make him go away...

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'New Jersey's a very dense area,' says Donald Trump.
And he should know - he's a very dense President...

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(Cabinet meeting quote)
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UNI CYCLISTS - students who ride to their lectures...
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Will I ever own a £450 Kylie watch? I should be so lucky...
(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, June 3)
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I come from a long line of haikuists. Or should that be three SHORT lines?...

Friday, June 5, 2020

Please God, make him go away...

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