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Should anyone who
Handel's Water Music wash
their hands straight away?...
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('Beware the dreaded virus': 17 Very Sillybles)
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How lucky is Cindy Crawford to have her very
own beauty spot. Too many of us had to make
do with the dubious delights of Durdle Door
this weekend...
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Shame he didn't get picked for Man United last
night. He could have had 'Black Lives Mata,
Every Single Juan' emblazoned on his shirt.
Would have generated a headline or two...
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How ironic that, playing for Man United,
Marcus Rashford should find himself so often
feeding on scraps...
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Who doesn't like a 3-liner? (Quite a few of you don't, apparently.) Well, I'll have you know that many a critic has said of my work "at least it's in English" - and as for the great Stephen Fry, he once said of me "Vincent who?" Let's just say I supply the litter to the litterati [sic - but only at times] - ie: I write rubbish. But rubbish mostly inspired by the HAIKU, the 17th Century Japanese verse form consisting of 3 lines and 17 (5-7-5) syllables. (WARNING: flash photography and limericks)
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