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"Why the hell have you added a sugar tax
to my bill?" I demanded of the hotel receptionist.
"Because your room was en-sweet, sir," he replied...

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humorous haiku (define 'humorous', right?)
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will I have to pay
a sugar tax if the room
I've booked is en-sweet?...
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(17 Rather Sillybles)
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