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No wonder we never hear of Prince Harry painting
the town red these days: it must be pretty hard -
not to mention expensive - for Meghan to source
her preferred shade of eco-friendly, toxic-free,
vegan paint...

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"Anyone for coff-coff-coffee?" Damn! I think I've caught it!...
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Doing aerobics holding two tins of fruit? Isn't that the can-can?
(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, May 18)
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"HOE-HOE-HOE!" - Christmas has come early, garden centres
are open again!... (Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, June 2)
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