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wander lonely as
a cloud and at least you'll get
the chance to watch sky...
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('Terresonemonth'strial, anyone?': 17 Syllables)
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I went on 'New Faces' years ago. I was sh*t. They
almost renamed it 'New Faeces' in my honour...
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There may be no great demand for quickie 'no-fault'
divorces in Grimsby's 'Dog and Duck' pub (Mail), but
there sure as hell is in Scunthorpe's 'Throw The Dog
and Make The Bugger Duck' pub just along the road...
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GOOD MORNING BRITAIN: if Susanna Reid
became a little hoarse, would Piers Morgan have to
take over the reins?... (He's apparently telling
people she's a bit of a nag)
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So hairdressers are going to be asked to cut the small
talk AND your hair? Talk about multi-tasking!...
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