Thursday, June 4, 2020

Social distancing? No problem...



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Ellie Goulding admits to having kissed a lot of frogs
before her marriage. How many? Enough to have made
a blue movie? Frog's porn's big these days. I'm sure there's
a market!...(what's that dirty film on the water? haha...)
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Who wouldn't want to queue for an Ikea 'flat' pack?
Cheapest way to get a foot on the property ladder. Only
thing is, it doesn't say if it's a one or two-bedroom flat...
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Has 'Prime Minister of the United Kingdom' become a
(Plenty of Time Off)ice of State, Boris? Please tell us it
isn't so...
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