Who doesn't like a 3-liner? (Quite a few of you don't, apparently.) Well, I'll have you know that many a critic has said of my work "at least it's in English" - and as for the great Stephen Fry, he once said of me "Vincent who?" Let's just say I supply the litter to the litterati [sic - but only at times] - ie: I write rubbish. But rubbish mostly inspired by the HAIKU, the 17th Century Japanese verse form consisting of 3 lines and 17 (5-7-5) syllables. (WARNING: flash photography and limericks)
Thursday, June 4, 2020
Social distancing? No problem...
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Ellie Goulding admits to having kissed a lot of frogs
before her marriage. How many? Enough to have made
a blue movie? Frog's porn's big these days. I'm sure there's
a market!...(what's that dirty film on the water? haha...)
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Who wouldn't want to queue for an Ikea 'flat' pack?
Cheapest way to get a foot on the property ladder. Only
thing is, it doesn't say if it's a one or two-bedroom flat...
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Has 'Prime Minister of the United Kingdom' become a
(Plenty of Time Off)ice of State, Boris? Please tell us it
isn't so...
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