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What goes best with a
Prada jacket potato? -
"A well-dressed salad?"...
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(17 Syllables)
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Stumbling 3 times boarding Air Force One? I
used to think of Joe Biden as a pretty nimble
sort of guy. Sadly, I now think of him as more
of an ageing 'Fred Astaircase'...
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Yippee! Marston's are opening 700 of their
pubs on April 12th. A 'Glorious 12th' to mark
the END of grousing!...
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"Meghan's toast," says Jeremy Clarkson. As
opposed to Harry, who's more well-bread?...
(Bet he wouldn't mind putting his middle-age
spread on her)
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