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A BARBIECUE? Is
that what Ken like to throw on
his girlfriend's birthday?...
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"We had sex on the sofa," says Jennifer. And there
you have it: Boris may or may not be bi-curious,
but this is proof yet again that he was most certainly
Arcuri-ous...
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During lockdown, I found myself running up local
hills to keep fit. Silly me, I badly twisted an ankle.
I should have taken a leaf out of Tom Daley's book
and stuck to running up Gucci-style mini dresses!
Maybe I wouldn't be feeling quite so, er, crochety.
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Haughty culture...
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Seems #MeToo is turning many an English rose into
a shrinking violet these days. And as for making any
sort of a joke about 'deflowering' them, heaven
forbid! Probably can't even call myself a pansy these
days. Makes you feel like a right Titchmarsh...
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