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"Never darken our 

door again!" screamed mum. So I

repainted it white...

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(17 Syllables)

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"I promise to tell my truth, my whole truth, 

and nothing but my truth." Is that a thing now? 

(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, March 11) 

(Meghan's Oprah interview)

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"Kate made me cry!" "No one taught me the

National Anthem!"... 

(Sounds like a remake of Twin Piques!)

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A MailOnline spokesman says he's standing by 

Piers Morgan 120%. Only 120%? Anything less 

than 152% is a slap in the face, surely?...

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