Having a ball!...

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I'm having a bawl!

It's my party, so I'll cry

if I want to, right?...

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(17 Syllables)

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The idea of Sir Ian McKellan, 81, playing Hamlet 

at Windsor is no more crazy than yours truly, 73, 

playing Roger Federer at Wimbledon. Make of 

that what you will...

(Vincent Hefter, Mail on Sunday, March 28)

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Yippee! Pubs and barbers are re-opening soon! 

I'm with Boris: who doesn't want to see a pint 

and a PM both with a good head on 'em again!

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77% of us use 'smell test' on food, apparently. Me,

I can always tell if food's gone bad by the smell it

makes as it comes out of the microwave. I call it 

the ping pong...

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You know who claims that the AstraZeneca vaccine

causes blood clots? Bloody clots, that's who! Just

sayin'...

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